That One Loser
| aria/andy | asexual | genderfluid | capricorn | Am officially old enough to order from infomercials without a parent and I feel like that is giving me way to much power.
KNIGHT OF MIND
SLYTHERIN
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arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(Source: himynameistade)

zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

horror-is-not-dead:

urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

hearing a noise in the middle of the night  *: ・゚✧ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ

chartini:

avenging-sherl0ck:

productofcanada:

joceln:

canada looks really broken

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u ok canada

We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

be free

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disastr:

the most iconic song lyric will always be
“tell your boyfriend that if he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”

ihatecispeople:

hotdog-ouroboros:

ihatecispeople:

also apparently being agender means i cant wear clothes marketed to women or men. Mind telling me what im supposed to wear then?

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perfect.

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.

Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar

Someone get me this

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YES

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YEHEHEHEHESSS

…For some reason my mind took that last word as a “yes” being messed up by an orgasm…

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

babylizard:

billhitchert:

billhitchert:

I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

(Source: billhitchert)

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

(Source: alexandrakollontai)

jaclcfrost:

i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun

(Source: jaclcfrost)